24 January 2011

A trolling we will go

Theres nothing I hate more than bloggers whining about things they hate.

I keep finding excuses to delay doing Heroics.  I don't have time during the week, and had been running Glory of Ulduar on Saturday nights.  There is never a healer on.  I won't do Raids till I complete the heroics.  Excuses galore.

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  • "Heroics are too easy." : Buy Cata already.
  • "Healers never go OOM." : Buy Cata already.
  • "There are not enough dungeons." : Go complete the ones you have skipped
  • "Heroics are too hard." Run normal dungeons or go do some dailies.
  • "Dungeons are too hard." Stop being a whiner, and gem & enchant that gear you slacker. Buy some food, potions and elixirs.
  • "Healing everyone is too hard." Let fire dancing monkeys die.
  • "I hate Stonecore." Choose your instance dammit. You got it because you chose 'Random' and its the only instance you have discovered.
  • "Instances are too long." Go run Vortex Pinacle - it has 3 bosses. Learn how to choose an instance
  • "This dungeon is too long." Stay as long as you want then just bail.
  • "Instances are too short." Run Grim Batol. - It has a bazillion bosses. Learn how to choose an instance
  • "My queue is too long." You are a DPS and we just dont need you. Roll a tank. Roll a healer. Either that or suck up to a tank or healer and queue with them.
  • "I wanna pwn recount." You are a DPS and we dont like you. Learn how to Crowd Control.
  • "I want my easy badges/points." Grow up. You might have to work for these things now.
Have I offended you yet.  Don't worry, I offended me too. 

I have successfully tanked 3 Heroics and all the Cata normal dungeons.  I have healed 3 normal instances (the first one was barely acceptable, the next two were fine).  My healer is now 'geared' for Heroics - with only a couple of PVP pieces.  Both my tank and healer are gemmed, enchanted, and are using 2 * tradeskill profession bonuses.

My goal for this week is to stop being a slacker.  I can't run heroics during the day, or even every night  - real life interferes.  But by this time next week, I intend to tank or heal at least 3 heroics.  Failing, skipping optional bosses, or even not completing them are options.  Not completing them is an option.  Not stepping into them - well that is just me being slack.

3 comments:

  1. That's a refreshing post right there - thanks Foo ; )

    M

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  2. Just get going. They get easy real fast, when you get some gear and experience. With a guild group we burn through them in less than half an hour with minimal CC.

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  3. People are so dead set on getting their Valor Points they fail to do any cost-benefit analysis: is it worth wiping a dozen times on a dungeon you're not ready for just for 70 VP? I wrote about this too:

    http://www.econowow.com/2011/01/19/the-dungeon-finder-choosing-random-vs-specific-dungeons/

    I also appreciate the point about not needing to complete the whole dungeon every time. Not enough time to complete a raid? Take down one boss or run a heroic. Not enough time for a heroic dungeon? Take down one or two bosses in a heroic dungeon.

    I think the automatic, all or nothing mentality comes from the Puritan ethic of eating all the food on your plate - even if you are full!

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